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Songs: Come The Inevitable Apocalypse

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I know your sort, mate
You're the kind of arsehole who claims
That they can't give to charity and send Christmas cards
And who sits on the floor on trains
You leave reciepts
In cash machines
You have opinions
About mp3s
Well I've got news for you
A hard rain's gonna fall
And when it falls
I'll be knocking on your door

Because I've watched lots of telly
Read books, and comics, and I'm ready
Come the inevitable Apocalypse
I'm gonna hunt you down
Come the inevitable Apocalypse
I am gonna hunt you down

In the event of a zombie epidemic
Or if evil aliens land
I'll be fine, cos I've stocked up
On water and bullets, and cans
And when you beg for help I'll say
Didn't you used to teach
A mandatory all day course
That began with "a little bit about me"
And I bet you voted UKIP
I bet you voted leave
I bet you think The Beatles
Are not as good as Queen

Well I've watched lots of telly
Read books, and comics, and I'm ready
Come the inevitable Apocalypse
I'm gonna hunt you down
Come the inevitable Apocalypse
I am gonna hunt you down

Yes it's sad to see
The final days of man
Especially if you haven't got
A cunning consolation plan

But me I've got it all worked out
Those nightmares about Threads
Will be worth it if I know that people
Who buy hot cross buns when it isn't Easter
Are all dead

Vampires, earthquakes, meteorites
The rise of the machines
Werewolves, rapture, nanoteh
They don't bother me
Come friendly bombs and fall on you
I'll shut the shelter door
Global warming, solar flares
I've read it all before
Yes I'm prepared for anything
Except, maybe, what if
You are actually all right
And it's me who is the git

Because I've watched lots of telly
Read books, and comics, but I'm betting
Come the inevitable Apocalypse
I am gonna wet my pants
Come the inevitable Apocalypse
I'll probably just wet my pants



Published by Wipe Out Music Publishing

Come the inevitable apocalypse those of us who have read a lot of post-apocalyptic fiction will be READY!


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