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Should I believe you when you say
Your boss was in an indie band once?
No, it's not meant literally
Though there are some elements
Of truth in it - my boss tells me
He once knew Caravan
But it's based on lots of friends of frends
Who used to be in bands
You sent me a badge with the promo
And I gave it to Ichiko who works for me.
Later, in return, she gave me some Halls mentholyptus
that she didn't want because they weren't sugar free.
I'm glad the badge was helpful
But the ironic thing is this:
The company that made it's owned
By Manda Rin, from Bis!
Does that mean that the Validators
are on the Teen-c Tip?
Maybe many years ago
But now it's fairer said
We're at a different stage in life
It's more the Mid-C Spread
So the new song isn't about your boss
How can I believe your lyrics now?
I won't say my world has collapsed
But I had you down
As a recorder of FACT set to music
Not a collector of things that just sound
Like they might be true.
Should the King be uncrowned?
First of all, apologies
For any inconvenience caused
I've come across this problem
With my lyrics' truth before
They are ALL true, i wouldn't lie,
At least in their core intention
What isn't always factual
Is the source of the narration
In this song's case the person who
Is speaking's an amalgam
Of various people that I know
Who've had a boss abandon
Their post for ROCK or at least tried
To reignite careers
Last seen packed up inside drum bags
Smelling of fags and beers
So while not all not all the songs I sing
Have happened literally
They've all occurred in bits and bobs
But not all of them to me.
I saw the fans with their present requests
In the Christmas video that you made
The song's just GRATE in your usual way
But, be honest, for Christmas it's just gotta be Slade.
Thanks very much and, while Noddy's GRATE
I'll have to disagree
Surely the Christmasiest band of all
Is Rage Against The Machine?
How does it work with you being a solo artiste
And also in charge of a band?
Do you write all the songs and tell the rest what to do?
Do egos ever get out of hand?
Democracries or Dictatorships
Are the only two types of bands
Most start out thinking they're the first
But usually end up being the last
In The Validators, surprisingly
It didn't follow this plan
It started out with me writing all the songs
But these days we tend to Jam
(not all the time of course, that would
be verging upon JAZZ
and The Validators, i do not think
would ever want to do that)
The only thing we really
Disagree about is setlists
In fact, it would be easier
If we didn't have to do gigs
Because, after ten years together
The best bit's meeting up
To have a curry, take the piss
And occasionally, get drunk
Which is, I think, the main message
About bands, in the end,
If you're going to spend a decade together
Best do it with your friends!
Published by Wipe Out Music Publishing
This was an interview done over a) the interweb b) MANY MONTHS by me and Jimmy Possession, to hopefully release along with the next issue of his fanzine "Robots And Electronic Brains".
"Why don't people do more interviews in the form of SONGS?" I wondered at the start of it all. By the end I had found out: because it's really HARD!
An Artists Against Success Presentation