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Here's a list of all the songs currently logged in The Database Of ROCK. Click the title to see lyrics, notes, appearances and any gigs each one has been played at.
  • (insert title here)
  • (Really Nearly) Lunchtime
  • (theme from) My Exciting Life In ROCK
  • (You Make Me Feel) Soft Rock
  • 20 Things To Do Before You're 30
  • 2000AD Nan
  • 60s 90s Man
  • A big semi-improvised "piece" about WEATHER, with an orchestra!
  • A Difficult Age
  • A Little Bit
  • A Little Bit Excited
  • A Little Bit More
  • A Little Reggae Song
  • A Million Ukeleles
  • A Minus Work
  • A Moment Of History
  • A Museum Of One Thing
  • A New Information Technology Device (dialogue)
  • A Trip To The Zoo
  • A Very Special Relationship
  • A Weekend Lover's Lot
  • A World Without Facebook (dialogue)
  • A.D.A. Lovelace
  • About You
  • Agile
  • Alison Alien
  • All About The Booty
  • All My Loving
  • All Of Me
  • All The Good Men
  • All The Rage
  • All Too Much
  • Alternative
  • An Antidote To Cloning
  • An Office Ballad
  • And I Love Her
  • Another Man's Laundry (hanging on your line)
  • Another True Story
  • Apocalypse Prepared
  • Are You Sure About This? (dialogue)
  • Arrival Of The Giant Robots
  • Ask
  • At Least It's Christmas
  • Baby Don't Leave Me
  • Back For Good
  • Bad Back
  • Bad Boys Stick Together, Never Sad Boys (dialogue)
  • Baker's Dozen
  • Bands from London (are shit)
  • Batman Theme
  • BBC2 (A New Hope)
  • Be With You
  • Before I Was Cool
  • Being Happy Doesn't Make You Stupid
  • Belle And Sebastian
  • Besame Mucho
  • Best
  • Best Behaviour
  • Better Things To Do
  • Billy Jones Is Dead
  • Blitzkrieg Bop/Saturday Night
  • Blokes
  • Bloozy
  • Boing Boing
  • Bonkers For Conkers
  • Boom Shake The Room
  • Born With The Century
  • Born Yesterday
  • Breaks In The Journey
  • Brickbat
  • Brokeback Workbench
  • Burn It Down And Start Again
  • Buttering No Parsnips
  • Call The Lyric Police
  • Can We Be Friends?
  • Can't Take My Eyes Off You
  • Candida
  • Captain America Theme
  • Carol And The Mandolin
  • Cheer Up Love
  • Chester Champion, Legend Of Lancs
  • Chick Chick Chicken
  • Chips And Cheese, Pint Of Wine
  • Christmas In The Future
  • Christmas This Christmas
  • Christmas Time Is Here
  • City Centres
  • Clare Grogan
  • Clare Grogan
  • Clean Girl
  • Closer To You
  • Clubbing In The Week
  • Come On Pussy
  • Control Alt Delete
  • Cosmic Centurion
  • Country House
  • Craig's Opinions
  • Crying
  • Cyborg Blues
  • Dad Jokes
  • Dance You Buggers
  • Data Sea Shanty
  • Data Storage Thing
  • Day Care Centre
  • Daytime TV
  • Deanshanger
  • Decapitated Blues
  • Dedication
  • Deeper
  • Democracies Or Dictatorships
  • Denis Curtis
  • Desperation Row
  • Device Detection For Everyone
  • Didn't We Learn A Load Of Old Shit?
  • Dinky Doo
  • Dino At The Sands
  • Dinosaur Planet
  • Dinosaurs Talk Like Pirates
  • Dirty Old Man
  • Dishwasher
  • DJ Set / Compereing / Quiz!
  • Do It Yourself
  • Do More, Eat Less
  • Do The Indie Kid
  • Do They Know It's Christmas?
  • Do You Remember The First Time?
  • Don't Dilly Dally On The Way
  • Don't Want To Get Out Of Bed (not just yet)
  • Don't, Darren, Don't
  • Down The Narborough Road
  • Dreaming
  • Dress Sexy At My Funeral
  • Easily Impressed
  • Easy Christmas
  • Eighties
  • Elmer the happy little bottle opener
  • Elmer, The Happy Little Bottle Opener
  • Even When You're Glad It's Gone
  • Everybody Let's Get Together
  • Everything's Turning Out All Right (everything)
  • Face In A Meat Slicer
  • Facebook Manifesto
  • Falling For Trust
  • Families Being Brave
  • Family Wedding 2021
  • Fat Was A Feminist Issue
  • Fire Drill
  • Flower Girl
  • Fly Me To The Moon
  • Following A Star
  • For N=0 To Doom: Next N (dialogue)
  • For The Fate Of The Earth
  • Forgiveness Is A Cuckoo
  • Found On The Moon
  • Found On The Moon
  • Free Nelson Mandela (while stocks last)
  • Friday 13
  • Friday Night In
  • Frisco Disco
  • Fucking Hippy
  • Fufu To The Rescue (dialogue)
  • Full Power To The Forward Thrusters
  • Funky Machine
  • Futuristic Multimedia
  • Geneve
  • Geoffrey Livingstone
  • Gerry Anderson
  • Get Out More
  • Get Over It
  • Giant Robots And Gorillas (Riding Dinosaurs)
  • Gillette Soccer Saturday
  • Girlfriend Alarmed
  • Give Us A Kiss (for Christmas)
  • Glory Days
  • Going Down
  • Good Cooking
  • Good King Wencelas
  • Good Luck In Your New Job
  • Goodbye To Great Britain
  • Graffiti On The Cenotaph
  • Grandad's House
  • Hammerhead
  • Hanging Around
  • Have A Drink With Us (Drink Doch Eine Met)
  • Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
  • Hell On Earth (Birmingham New Street)
  • Here At Last
  • Here Come The Dinosaurs
  • Here Comes The Christmas Robot
  • Hey Hey 16K
  • Hey Hey 64K
  • Hey William
  • Hibbett's Golden Rules Of Beer
  • Hibbett's Superstore
  • Hills And Hollows
  • Holdalls Is The New Name For Midland Mainline Lost Property
  • Honey Honey You Work Too Hard
  • HOO HAR!
  • House Of Fun
  • Humans Prepare To Die
  • Hung Up
  • I Am A Hipster
  • I Am Too Polite
  • I Can See Clearly Now The Rain Has Gone
  • I Come From The Fens
  • I Did A Gig In New York
  • I Didn't Have To Tell The Council
  • I Don't Have To Worry About That
  • I Dream Of Superheroes
  • I Got You What You Want For Christmas
  • I Knew It'd Happen To You (because it happened to me)
  • I Like You
  • I Think I Did OK
  • I Think You Might Be Me
  • I Want The World To Stop
  • I Want To Be You
  • I Want To Find Out How It Ends
  • I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar
  • I Wish That I Was Normal
  • I'll Never Drink Again
  • I'm Completely Up To Date
  • I'm Doing The Ironing
  • I'm Saying Yes
  • I'm So Much Cleverer Than You
  • I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
  • I've Got What You Need
  • I've Just Seen A Face
  • I've Pulled
  • Idiots Run The World
  • If You Need Loving
  • If You're Too Turned On
  • In The North Stand
  • In The Rain
  • Interesting
  • Ipod In My Country Garden
  • Is It Time To Go Home Now?
  • Is It Too Soon For Christmas?
  • Is It Wicked Not To Care?
  • It All Happened Nearly 30 Years Ago (dialogue)
  • It Could Have Been
  • IT Guy Addendum
  • It Isn't An Exam
  • It Isn't Jetpacks
  • It Isn't Nice To Eat Your Friends
  • It Must Be Love
  • It Only Works Because You're here
  • It's A Fair Cop
  • It's A Rap
  • It's Hard To Be Hopeful
  • It's My Party (and I'll cry if I want to)
  • It's Not Like It's A Sin
  • Jazzfantastic
  • Jim Bowen
  • Johnny Yeah Jingle
  • Judy And The Dream Of Horses
  • Just One Finger
  • Just Sex
  • Just The Place To Start
  • Keep The Faith
  • Kenny's Brother Alan's Stag Do
  • Kinder
  • Last Christmas (in the EU)
  • Last Orders
  • Lazarus
  • Le Pastie De La Bourgeoisie
  • Leaning On A Lamppost
  • Leaping Hare in Broadgate
  • Learn To Ignore
  • Leave My Brother Alone
  • Leicester's Trying To Tell Me Something
  • Let The Weird Band Win
  • Let's Have A Go
  • Let's Leave Our Jobs And Move To London
  • Let's Network
  • Like A Sun In The Night
  • Like Some Kind Of Puppet (dialogue)
  • Like We All Are
  • Literature Search
  • Little Donkey
  • Live And Let Die
  • Looking At My Hands
  • Love Instead
  • Love Of My Arms
  • Make The World Go Blind
  • Malignant Work
  • Man Band
  • Man Flu Is Hate Speech
  • Martin Makes A Move
  • Maybe I'm Indecisive
  • Megane's Song
  • Mental Judo
  • Mighty Mouse
  • Mind The Death
  • Missing The Misery
  • Monster Island
  • Moon Horse
  • Moonlight Bay
  • Mr Right
  • Mull Of Kintyre
  • Music Of The Future
  • My Boss Was In An Indie Band Once
  • My Clone's Got B.O.
  • My Computer Guy Voice
  • My Generation
  • My Grandad Is Nuts
  • My Mum's Got A Washing Machine
  • My Name Is Famous
  • My Secret Origin
  • My Supply Teacher Is Magic
  • My Theory Of A Dinosaur Planet
  • Never Been Superstitious
  • Never Going Back To Aldi's
  • Next To Me
  • Nine To Five
  • No Matter How Far Afield I Stray
  • Nobody Believed It
  • Normal
  • Norwich Central Police Station
  • Not Everything
  • Not Yet
  • Nothing In Common, Except, Maybe...
  • Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
  • Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
  • O.A.C.
  • Ode On A Blue Bag
  • Old Freight Train
  • On And On And On
  • One Last Party
  • One Monday Morning
  • One Monday Morning
  • One Of The Walls Of My House Fell In
  • Only A Robot
  • Ooh ah Bruce
  • Open Top Bus Tour
  • Operation Ignore It And Hope It Goes Away
  • OTHER
  • Other Bands' Setlists
  • Our Little Problem
  • Our Year
  • Over You
  • Overture
  • Pancake Day
  • Pass It On
  • Paul McCartney Can Do What He Likes
  • Payday Is The Best Day
  • People Are All Right (if they are given half a chance)
  • People Who Stand In The Door
  • Personal Space
  • Please Don't Eat Us
  • Please Wait While The System Is Restored (dialogue)
  • Poisonous Yellow Triangles
  • Polite Bicycles
  • Post-Jazz Prog-Rock Virgin
  • Post-Subsonic Bass
  • Praise The Traffic Warden
  • Privatising Everything
  • Professional, Competent, Rocking and Tight
  • Programming Is A Poetry For Our Time
  • Pylons Are GRATE
  • Quality Of Life Enhancement Device
  • Rather Spooky
  • Rectal Seeds
  • Red and White Sockets
  • Red Black Gold
  • Regardez, Ecoutez Et Repetez
  • Respect The Ganja
  • Revolution 180
  • Ring Your Mother
  • Rinky Dinky
  • Robin Hare Yeah!
  • Rocco PI
  • Rock & Roll Mayhem
  • Rock and Roll
  • Rocking Out (but quietly)
  • Rose Tinted Glasses
  • Roy Wood In The Blue Note
  • Runaway
  • Saddle Up
  • Save A Meadow
  • Save The Red Squirrel
  • Say It With Words
  • Seventeen With a Bullet
  • Seymour Stein
  • Shakespeare
  • She Tastes Like Sugar
  • She's A Spaceman
  • She's Gone
  • She's The Lady On Your Radio
  • Silent Night
  • Skies That Smile
  • Smith's Song
  • So Chester, What Do You Say? (dialogue)
  • So Dull
  • Sod It, Let's Get Pissed
  • Some Kind Of Relationship
  • Some Things Are Small, Some Things Are Far Away Saturday
  • Someone Else's Turn
  • Song For A 49th Birthday
  • Song For Cookie Boy
  • Songs About You
  • Soup
  • Space Whoo
  • Spider-Man Theme
  • Spying On The Spies
  • St Swithin's Day
  • Stan
  • Stars Of Track And Field
  • Stay Dead Elvis
  • Stay The Night
  • Stick To The Agenda
  • Stoneage
  • Stoneage
  • Stop, Look and Listen
  • Storm House
  • Strangely Attractive
  • String Bean Jean
  • Suits
  • Summer Holiday
  • Sweet Bedford
  • Sweet Child O'Mine
  • Swinging 60s
  • Teething Trouble
  • Tell Me Something You Do Like
  • Thank Goodness For Christmas
  • Thank You For Being A Friend
  • That Guy
  • That Was Margaret Thatcher
  • That's A Bonus
  • That's A Lovely Story (dialogue)
  • The 1980s How It Was
  • The 29th Day Of December
  • The Advent Calendar Of FACT
  • The Architects Of Our Dreams
  • The Back Of The Sofa
  • The Ballad Of Alan Moore
  • The Ballad Of Freda And Barry
  • The Ballad of the Faithful Dog
  • The Battle Of Peterborough
  • The Battle Won
  • The Bear Necessities
  • The Black Hair And Glasses Brigade
  • The Boy With The Arab Strap
  • The Christmas Robot
  • The Drummer's Lament
  • The End... ?
  • The Fair Play Trophy (again)
  • The Fantastic Four Theme
  • The Fight For History
  • The Flashing Santa
  • The Future Is Amazing
  • The Gay Train
  • The Girl Who...
  • The Home Of Her Dreams
  • The House On The Borderland
  • The Incredible Hulk
  • The Kids Deserve Better
  • The Last Finale Of Conclusionment (dialogue)
  • The Last Homo Sapien
  • The Last Of The Gang To Die
  • The Lesson Of The Smiths
  • The Lighthouse Keeper's Song
  • The Marvel Superheroes Have Arrived
  • The Massive Banker
  • The Merchant Ivory Punks
  • The Merry Marvel Marching Society
  • The Millionaire Footballer
  • The Mind Cannot Conceive Of Another Season
  • The Mystery Train
  • The Night I Denied Myself To Comedy
  • The Only Thing
  • The Other Rush Hour
  • The Pebble And The Boulder
  • The Perfect Disguise (dialogue)
  • The Perfect Love Song
  • The Peterborough All-Saints Wide Game Team (group B)
  • The Price Of Your Mistake
  • The Primal Rhythms Of The Bolivian Nose Flautist
  • The Same Page Of The Map
  • The Saturday Lunchtime Wrestlers
  • The Secret Army Base
  • The State That I Am In
  • The Stores Of Not To Be
  • The Story Of My Life
  • The Symbol Of Our Nation
  • The Theory Of A Dinosaur Planet
  • The University Of Space
  • The Wheels On The Bus
  • Theme From Dinosaur Planet
  • Theme From Dinosaur Planet (overture)
  • Theme From Dinosaur Planet (reprise)
  • Theme From Sparta FC
  • There's Never Been A British Superhero (dialogue)
  • They Hate Me
  • Things'll Be Different When I'm In Charge
  • This Is A Song
  • This Is My Story (dialogue)
  • This Is The Soundcheck
  • To Battle!
  • To The End
  • Total Hero Team
  • Totally Acoustic
  • Touch Wood
  • Travelling By Train
  • Try It You Might Like It
  • Two Drips, One Pane
  • Two Of The Beatles Have Died
  • Vicar In A Tutu
  • Vote Robin Hare
  • Walking In A Winter Wonderland
  • Walkman In My Head
  • Wallies
  • Warriors Of Nanpantan
  • We Are The Dinosaurs
  • We Are The Fishmen
  • We Are The Giant Robots
  • We Are The Validators
  • We Can Start Having Fun
  • We Did It Anyway
  • We Grew Up In The Cold War
  • We Haven't Really Started Yet
  • We Must Go Into Europe
  • We Only Ever Meet In Church
  • We Rule The School
  • We Three Kings
  • We'll Be Such Friends
  • We'll See What We Can Do
  • We're All Signing On
  • We're Not Thieves, We're Connoisseurs
  • We're Old And We're Tired (and we want to go home)
  • We're The Mars Men Of Jupiter
  • We've Done Something Evil
  • What I Always Think While Watching Poetry
  • What Is Your Business Here?
  • What's So Bad About Being A Grown-Up?
  • What's that sound? (dialogue)
  • When Do I Start?
  • When They Landed
  • Where Do All The Women Go To?
  • Where I Used To Be
  • Where Is My Torch?
  • Whither The War Room?
  • Who Are These People?
  • Who The Heck Are You?
  • Who Watches The Potmen? (dialogue)
  • Who's Sorry Now?
  • Why Do Bad Things Happen To Good People?
  • Why Hasn't Your Email Come In?
  • Wings of Fire
  • Without You
  • Wonderful Christmas Time
  • Wonderful Wednesday
  • Wonderfully Brilliantly You
  • Work (Arbeit)
  • Work's All Right (if it's a proper job)
  • World Without Love
  • Would If I Could
  • You Absolute Stinker (dialogue)
  • You Can Be Whatever You Want To Be
  • You can shout all you like
  • You Will Be Hearing From My Solicitor
  • You'll Always Be My Baby Brother (even though you're six foot three)
  • You're A Tory Now
  • Young People, Bring Me Your Problems
  • Your Girlfriend's Friend
  • Zipcodes

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