Songs: Dishwasher

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Walking home I prayed to God above
To please deliver me from washing up
But when I walked in I remembered we'd got
Plumbed in between the sink and the work top

A dishwasher - Dishwasher!
Saving so much of our time
Dishwasher - Dishwasher!
Improving our quality of life

Hunched over the cooker I thought Good Grief
I've used a milion pans to make our Tea
It'll take a year to clean these pots
Then I turned left and realised that we've got

Dishwasher - Dishwasher!
Saving so much of our time
Dishwasher - Dishwasher!
Improving our quality of life

It's extra silent, don't make no racket
You just stack it and unstack it

Living in the future's full of trials
But something GRATE turns up once in a while
And when it does, I say, let's celebrate
A White Good that I think is GRATE

Dishwasher - Dishwasher!
Saving so much of our time
Dishwasher - Dishwasher!
Improving our quality of life

Published by Wipe Out Music Publishing

Well, I was going to try and write something a bit more serious next, but this just popped into my head on the way to work this morning. I do mean it tho - we've only just got a dishwasher and it's FANTASTIC!