Songs: I'm Completely Up To Date

notes / gigs / releases

I've emptied out my inbox
I've replied to all my texts
I've gone through and responded
To all my facebook requests

I've retweeted where required
I have answered my DMs
I've even looked at Myspace
For the first time since 2010

And I think it's safe to say
I'm completely up to date

I have browsed through message boards
And I have googled my own name
Briefly read the news and then
Googled myself again

I've deleted my spam folder
Brought my bookmarks up to date
Did a back-up, cleared my cache and then
Googled myself again

And I think it's safe to say
I'm completely up to date
And I think it's safe to say
I'm completely up to date

It's really rather beautiful
It's really rather nice
Nobody requires of me
An answer or reply

Everything is tranquil
Everything's at peace
No-one needs to interact
With me

And if you look I think you'll find
I am bored out of my mind

Published by Wipe Out Music Publishing

I've recently been sufficiently un-busy to actually manage to clear my various inboxes. It's a lovely feeling... for about five minutes, then I start to wonder why nobody wants to talk to me and YEARN for another email to arrive.