Songs: O.A.C.

notes / gigs / releases

Stood in the supermarket
I saw a packet
Labelled as a Senior Choice
It's full of good vitamins
For Senior Citizens
Hope it's something you'll enjoy

Because you're an old lady now
Your night-time cacophany's
Quietened down
Because you're an old lady now
You're our OAC

There was a shape flying
Along the fence and I
Wondered if it might be you
But you were sat snoring
Where you'd been all morning
The sofa in the living room

Because you're an old lady now
The murder rate locally's
Coming right down
Because you're an old lady now
You're our OAC

But when you think nobody's looking
You'll still play with your mouse
And though you're not quite as hands on as you once were
You're still head of the house

Because you're an old lady now
Still purring, demanding
Your dinner right now
Because you're an old lady now
You're our OAC

Published by Wipe Out Music Publishing

A bit of a soppy one this time - written this afternoon about one of my housemates who wandered in halfway through and demanded FOOD. She got it.