Songs: Song For A 49th Birthday

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Well it's the last year of your 40s
Which means - holy flipping heck
Soon you will be 50
Which means soon you will be dead
You'll be a balding, boring barren
Brexit voting bloody wreck
Happy birthday, by the way and -
Then again

They say 50's the new 40
And 40s are thirties
And thirties now are teenage years
Footloose and fancy free
But growing up is different now
It's faster nowadays
And the pressure of all them exams
Makes twenty middle aged

So what I'm saying is, old chum
Whatever way you look
You are nearly 50
Holy fucking fuck!

Published by Wipe Out Music Publishing

Written for the 49th birthday of Mr Shaun Hendry.